“Yesterday’s Crap Draw Against Fulham!” by Reggy Mourinho
Chelsea 0-0 Fulham
Chelsea may have not lost at home at Stamford Bridge in over 60 games, but a string of poor performances, 0-0 results and uninspiring football really doesn’t cut the mustard with me, Reggy Mourinho!
Just what happened yesterday??? I wonder if ‘Igor the Plotter’ (Grant) is being pressured by ‘The Big Roman’ to play ‘Shitchenko’ who may have been one of the best players in the Italian league for years, but we ain’t seen sh*t from him so far at Chelsea!
Now I really rate Joe Cole, but at the moment he should be known as ‘Joe Mole can’t see the Goal’. Is it a confidence thing? Is he really a mole? Maybe he’ll start to shine again if he can hang on to a regular first team place.
And don’t get me started on ‘Kapoo’ (kaloo), just how many open clear cut unmissable chances does that boy need? I reckon he wouldn’t even hit the back of the net if there was no keeper!
There just seems to be no confidence or flow to the team at the moment and no wonder with the Special One being put on the first plane back to Portugal to be reuinted with his dog! I referred to Grant as ‘Igor the Plotter’ earlier as he never smiles and has the look of a plotter in his grey eyes, he’s up to something! I wonder just how many people are actually behind this man, he should watch his back, or maybe its ‘The Big Roman’ who should watch his back if the Plotter is plotting!
Now, lets talk about Drogbarrr (as the scottish commentator refers to him as). Just back from injury and he manages to get himself sent off. Now the first yellow card with stupid, hilarious but stupid. The big Oaf only does the ‘Ref You Should Get Some Specs’ hand gesture! A stupid reason to get a yellow card, which set him up nicely to be sent off after getting a second for a tackle which after watching it numerous times does look pretty scary, but still I don’t think there was any mallace in it from Drogbarrr. OFF he went and don’t you think the referee just loved it?! Thankfully its only a one match ban and then the Drogster can return and really Rip The Pitch Up!
I dunno, my boys needs to find their mojo again and sort this Big Blue Mess OUT!
If anyone disagrees with my comments, well its tough, but feel free to add your comments!
Always yours,
Reggy Mourinho
